yeah @kaitlyngxoxo @daniellekonrad #myface

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

cuddleswithhiddles:

sinner-of-envy:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Me as the leader of a group project..

The most accurate thing ever, oh my god.

Additional: 

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

iwishiwasntdreaming:

fartgallery:

what if every time you masturbated you got a new freckle

brb

ok

are you back yet?

infinityc0re:

*showering*
*not hot enough*
*turn shower know 1/16th of an inch*
Satan himself pours out of your shower head and licks your back seductively

middy118:

raven-lord:

thenerdfiles:

duckstapler:

skittycatz:

ezowolf:

eldritch-abomination:

THAT BIRD HAS FURRY LEGS

dude, its’ like teeny paws

why does this bird have paws

i dont know but i love this bird

I DEMAND TO KNOW THE TYPE OF THIS BIRD

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_House_Martin

Awww. His name’s Martin, but I’ll call him Marty.

itsalwayssunnyinasgard:

I doodled a thing. [x]

sorrydean:

jo—harvelle:

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

princesshighprincessdie:

bornstrongandbrave:

literally one of my life goals is to get in bed with him. I don’t care who fucks who but we need to have sex. No negotiations allowed

me:

 

bands-booksgalore:

dafunk02:

aflicted:

One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.

Thank you for this post…

this is awesome.

mustyprince:

why is life and my dick so hard